"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went"~Will Rogers

Cheeky Quotes

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Dog Quotes

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
—Edward Abbey
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
—Robert Benchley
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
—Ambrose Bierce
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
—Josh Billings
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
—Smiley Blanton
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
—Steve Bluestein
Every puppy should have a boy.
—Erma Bombeck
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
—Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!
—Dr. Tom Cat
A house is not a home until it has a dog.
—Gerald Durrell
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
—Nora Ephron
A dog in the kitchen asks for no company.
—French Proverb
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
—Robert A. Heinlein
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.
—Gene Hill
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
—Aldous Huxley
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
—Holbrook Jackson
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
—Franklin P. Jones
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
—Ann Landers
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
—Fran Lebowitz
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
—Groucho Marx
Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says No.
—Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
—Christopher Morley
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
—Sue Murphy
Happiness is dog-shaped, I say.
—Chapman Pincher
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
—Andrew A. Rooney
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
—Rita Rudner
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
—John Steinbeck
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
—August Strindberg
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
—James Thurber
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
—Mark Twain
Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul—chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
—Anne Tyler
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
—Joe Weinstein
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
—Ben Williams
It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.
—P. G. Wodehouse
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
—Unknown
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
—Unknown
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
—Unknown
In dog years, I'm dead.
—Unknown
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
—Unknown
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
—Unknown
There is no snooze button on a dog who wants breakfast.
—Unknown