"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went"~Will Rogers

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Monday, April 30, 2012

A little sick, twisted humor found on-line.

A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one.
Behind the Second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was Que of 200 men walking in straight line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with dog." I'm sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many walking in a straight line. Who's funeral is it?". He replied, " that 1st coffin is for my wife"." What happened to her?." My dog attacked and killed her". "The Second coffin?" It's my mother- in - law's. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also". A silent moment passed and then he asks," can I borrow the dog?" And he replied... " get in the line".