I will troll all comment threads on the net about pits religiously.
I will lie through my teeth if need be about my dog and its kind.
I will swear at and openly threaten people I disagree with.
I will publicly defame little kids, the elderly, and anyone else pits attack.
I will always without exception blame all victims of pit attacks- never the dog/s.
I will never talk about killings or maulings by pits except to blame the victims.
I will suppress the pictures of shredded people and dead animals that pits have attacked.
I will backstab all pit owners whose dogs attack people and label them 'irresponsible'.
I will be careless about how secure my dog is.
I will place my pit near kids every chance I get to prove a point.
I will distract from facts and studies any way I can.
I will compare laws about pits to human racism.
I will use aliases for pit breeds to distract from the facts of maulings.
I will dress up my dog as a ballerina and post it online.
I will use the words irresponsible, gentle, and lick excessively.
I will mention the little rascals dog daily.
I will accept two weeks of coddling as rehab for a killer dog.
I will aid the deceptive rehoming of vicious dogs into homes with kids.
I will fight for preferential treatment of pits in shelters while other dogs die.
I will continue to beg the help of ARA's as dupes for our cause.I will. Amen.